The Dominion of Xek Inak is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Xerenik Irikixn with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.824 billion Xek Inakians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilixiak. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xek Inakian economy, worth 374 trillion Discs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,682 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Xek Inak has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xek Inak's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Irexinek's Depths.

Xek Inak is ranked 71,590^th in the world and 798^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 19.61 flags saluted per person per day.